01 · CEO
The CEO version.
Dollars-first. No jargon.
Length and framing
CEO version: 2–3 minutes. Opens with the dollar amount at stake, names the three highest-impact fixes by their consequence (not their detection key), and ends with what to ask the marketing team this week. Reads like a board update, not a report.
What this version focuses on
Total recoverable waste in dollars, the three highest-impact fixes ranked by recovery size, what to ask the marketing team this week, payback in calendar time.
“Lulu spent thirty thousand on Meta last month. About four thousand of that was wasted on three specific problems. The biggest single one: Meta is over-serving one ad that converts worse than its alternatives — that's eighteen hundred a month, gone. The other two are about eleven hundred and thirteen hundred. None of these are growth bets. They're errors. Three meetings with the marketing team, three weeks, and Lulu frees up fifty thousand dollars a year.”