Roadmap · dated, in public
What we're building next.
Two products, dated. When each one ships, it moves from this page to the pricing page — not before.
In build · target Q1 2027
The Watchtower.
The engine, but running every six hours on a connected account — alerting you the moment something starts costing money.
You connect a Meta account, read-only, and the engine re-runs all 24 rules against it every six hours. It builds account memory — what you've fixed, what's drifting back, what's new — and sends the finding to Email, Slack, WhatsApp, or Telegram the moment a rule starts firing.
It turns Honest Growth from a snapshot into a presence. A monthly audit is a postmortem. The Watchtower tells you, on the channel you actually check, the moment something is going wrong — so you never have to remember to ask.
At launch, the Watchtower is the Full Stack tier: $29/month gets you the audit engine today, and Full Stack adds the Watchtower for $79/month, flat, when it ships.
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Launch-price subscribers are price-locked for life — the price you join at is the price you keep.
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In build · target Q2 2027
Persona videos.
The same audit, four versions. CEO, CMO, Media Buyer, CFO. Each one a three-minute presentation of the findings in their language.
CEO
$4,280 you can recover. 3 minutes. No jargon.
“Lulu spent thirty thousand on Meta last month. About four thousand of that was wasted on three specific problems. The biggest single one: Meta is over-serving one ad that converts worse than its alternatives — that's eighteen hundred a month, gone. The other two are about eleven hundred and thirteen hundred. None of these are growth bets. They're errors. Three meetings with the marketing team, three weeks, and Lulu frees up fifty thousand dollars a year.”
CMO
What to tell your agency this week. 3-4 minutes. Strategic framing.
“Your account has three compounding structural issues. Meta's delivery is concentrating impressions on a single ad whose conversion rate is thirty-one percent below the alternatives — that's a delivery-system trap, not a creative win. Two of your prospecting audiences overlap sixty-three percent — you're paying the auction premium twice. And eighty-four percent of conversions come from one creative, so a fatigue cycle would tank the account. Document what your agency says about each. Re-audit in thirty days.”
Media Buyer
Your fix checklist. 4-5 minutes. Specific entities, exact ads.
“Three high-confidence findings on Lulu's account. One: the ad set called Prospecting Summer 2026 has a single ad pulling four-point-two-x the impressions of its siblings, but its conversion rate is thirty-one percent below the set average. Duplicate the ad set so Meta re-evaluates each ad from scratch. Two: the LAL 1% and Sparkling-Water Interests audiences overlap sixty-three percent — exclude one from the other so they stop bidding against each other. Three: eighty-four percent of conversions come from one creative. Load three fresh hooks this week.”
CFO
ROI math and payback period. 2-3 minutes. Approve fast.
“Roughly four thousand a month, or fifty thousand a year, is being wasted on three statistical inefficiencies the platform doesn't surface on its own. These aren't growth bets or strategic experiments — they're errors. Fixing them costs about three hours of media buyer time and zero dollars in new ad spend. Payback on the Honest Growth subscription, seventy-nine dollars a month, is achieved in week one of implementation. The ROI math doesn't move much at higher account counts.”
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Agency plans.
If you run ten or more client accounts and want white-label PDFs, shareable client links, multi-seat access, and a custom monthly audit volume, talk to us. The Agency tier exists — it just isn't a self-serve checkout. These deals get configured per agency, and the conversation usually takes about 20 minutes.
Everything you can buy today is on the pricing page. This page is only what's next.